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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chaiilatte
thottyanneconway

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

did-you-know
did-you-kno:
“After watching Willy Wonka, 5-year-old Jack Zerndt wanted to give everyone a Golden Ticket. Instead, he and his dad, James, author of The Cloud Seeders, left $100 bills in 5 random copies of the book across Portland. The first was found...
did-you-kno

After watching Willy Wonka, 5-year-old Jack Zerndt wanted to give everyone a Golden Ticket. Instead, he and his dad, James, author of The Cloud Seeders, left $100 bills in 5 random copies of the book across Portland. The first was found at a Goodwill with the note: ‘If you need the money, please keep it. If you don’t, please give it to someone who does. You are not a Leftover. None of us are.’ Source Source 2

Source: didyouknowblog.com
did-you-know
did-you-kno:
“Louboutina is an NYC golden retriever that can’t stop giving hugs. After her owner ended a relationship, she started ‘holding hands’ with him by sitting up and grabbing his hands with both her paws. Now that she’s upgraded to hugs,...
did-you-kno

Louboutina is an NYC golden retriever that can’t stop giving hugs. After her owner ended a relationship, she started ‘holding hands’ with him by sitting up and grabbing his hands with both her paws. Now that she’s upgraded to hugs, she’s gained 58k Instagram followers and spends about 2 hours a day hugging the people she meets on her walks. Source Source 2 Source 3

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Source: didyouknowblog.com
chaiilatte
smis-happens:
“ edens-blog:
“ brendonbrandon:
“ she-who-shall-not-be-laid:
“ mhalachai:
“ patrickthomson:
“ this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
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Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
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“skillfully combined with...
patrickthomson

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

mhalachai

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

she-who-shall-not-be-laid

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

brendonbrandon

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

edens-blog

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

smis-happens

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

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